why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He has the fingertips of a God
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