addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We need to get me chipped asap
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
