I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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