hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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