I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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