The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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