Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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