apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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