walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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