that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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