You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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