sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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