So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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