WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
