Whod you bang
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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