So drunk its hurt
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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