WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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