I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Houston, we have a squirter
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
MIDGETS
????
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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