i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I have feelings that need drinking.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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