Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sponge bath it is.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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