it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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