im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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