I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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