used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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