Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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