But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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