just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
operation harelip BJ is a go
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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