last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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