There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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