u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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