I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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