question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
