The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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