just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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