Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
