I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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