Don't you send me to vm
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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