The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Houston, we have a blender
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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