Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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