Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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