how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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