You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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