So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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