There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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