Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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