i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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