6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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