I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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