The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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