Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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