You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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