i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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