I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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