When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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