so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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