omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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